Shift Gears
Shift dress, geddit? More like a sack. Next time, belted. I have a great story about shifting gears. I was driving home recently, when I noticed a big white, "N" on my dashboard. Our car was having transmission issues, so my first thought was, "Oh no, it slipped into neutral". Never mind that the car was still happily chugging along, which it wouldn't be doing were it in neutral. This is what's so maddening about digital readouts in cars. It took me a few moments after pulling over, parking and re-starting the car to realise, The "N" stood for "North." Sigh. There's apparently a compass I hadn't previously noticed. Great, I'm never going to live this down. Go ahead and laugh-someday you'll be old too. I really wouldn't laugh if I were you. I have a heavy purse I can hit you with. Outfit Particulars: 1960's/70's barkcloth shift dress-thrift store in Fitchburg, Massachusetts 25 years ago Naturalizer bag-Goodw...