I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus...
...Underneath the hammertoe last night. Danny thought mistletoe was stupid and outdated so he came up with a hammertoe to hang in the doorway. Instead of a kiss you get kicked. Sounds about right then! The kid's never worn ill-fitting shoes or he wouldn't think a hammertoe is so funny. I'm doing my best to decorate on a limited budget. There's only so much I can do to dress up the empty raised beds. I did re-purpose the Thanksgiving decorations for Christmas by adding some festive attire. I stuck to my plan and didn't do a cold weather garden this year, opting instead to buy from the hippies at the health food shop. They have a small, but quality produce selection and this week I've bought spinach, purple kohlrabi, and beets. I'm enjoying taking the winter off (and the frantic covering with fleeces when the weather suddenly turns). This paper Advent calendar is the old-fashioned sort that I prefer. We've had this one for many years, but tuck the door...